Dev Do Something!!!
the meme coin where we wait together ☀️ SPL
(asking for a friend)
what is $SOMETHING important read
$SOMETHING is a meme coin for people who have been waiting for dev to do something since 2023.
dev has been online.
dev said nothing.
dev went offline.
i am not okay."
— anonymous holder, 3am
No utility. No roadmap. No intrinsic value. features ✓
Dev is currently on the Bahamas, sitting on a rubber duck float, money bag next to him, completely fine. You are not.
📋 verified dev activity log:
- 09:14 — dev went online
- 09:15 — dev liked a tweet about crypto
- 09:16 — dev went offline
- 09:17 — chart -12%
- 12:00 — dev: "gm" (nothing else)
- 18:30 — dev: "soon™"
- 18:31 — dev: offline for 3 days
*actual photo of dev right now*
↑ dev rn while ur bags bleed
the 5 stages of holding $SOMETHING
Stage 1: Denial
"dev is just busy. this is fine. chart going down is actually bullish. i'm fine. we're all fine."
Stage 2: Anger
"DEV DO SOMETHING!!!! it's literally in the name!!!! why won't you respond to telegrams!!!"
Stage 3: Bargaining
"ok dev i will never ask again just ONCE do something. anything. even a typo. a single emoji. please."
Stage 4: Depression
"down another 23%. dev posted 'gm' 11 days ago. that was the last communication. i bought more."
Stage 5: Acceptance
"dev will never do anything. that IS the something. i understand now. i am the dev. we are all dev."
Bonus Stage 6: Buy More
"the bags are heavy but so is my conviction. averaging down is a personality trait at this point. ngmi → gmi."
contract always verify first!
* verify before aping. or don't. dev certainly won't tell you what to do.
tokenomics 📊 very transparent
(short for "do something")
(pump.fun standard)
tax (dev does nothing)
road map very serious plan
Phase One: Launch on pump.fun
token goes live. community discovers it. dev is informed. dev opens laptop. does not type. closes laptop.
Phase Two: Graduate to Raydium
community carries the whole thing. dev is sipping coconut water on a rubber duck float. chart goes up anyway.
Phase Three: Moon 🚀
dev returns from the Bahamas. opens x community. types something. nobody knows what it means. price 10x. we made it.
find the cult 🛐
(where other holders are also waiting)